five reasons to fire an employee

from left: Starscream, Megatron, Soundwave

The fine folks at Cracked published Five Reasons Megatron Should Have Fired Starscream Years Ago, and peppered amongst the humor and strong language are a few gems, including:

Megatron has many employees who are willing to listen to his orders without politicking for more power. He should have immediately terminated Starscream and had him escorted from the premises by Shockwave and Thundercracker. Or alternatively, he could have shot him in the back of the head with his huge arm cannon.

It’s a valid point. I’m sure many managers wish they had a huge arm cannon to blast troublemakers with.