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rolled-up newspaper guy May 21, 2009

Posted by That Guy in Staff, Wasting Time.
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About a month ago, I suggested that you should poop at work. But I probably should’ve added “be discreet about it”. As RockstarMama warns:

Dear Walking Down the Hall With Your Rolled-up Newspaper Guy,

You aren’t fooling anyone. We all know you’re going to poop.

You probably do this every day, except on the toilet instead of in the park. (Photo by Elvert Barnes)

You probably do this every day, except on the toilet instead of in the park. (Photo by Elvert Barnes)

Even as newspapers die out — slowly but surely — your office will continue to subscribe to at least one local daily and one national daily, and you will continue to carry the sports or news or business sections (or all three) into the bathroom at about 1:45 every afternoon.

You probably have a smartphone. Just read the news on that, or play a game. With the sound off, please.

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